I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Randomize
