Kiss
Puke
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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