google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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