There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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