Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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