Me. At least after what I've been through.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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