if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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