There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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