READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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