Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize