he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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