remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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