Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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