It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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