Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Randomize
