are you still at the devil's house?
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
It's never too late to be topless.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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