that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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