Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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