i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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