do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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