He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I need a burrito and a hug.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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