The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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