life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
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