An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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