I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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