this boner is exhausting
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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