Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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