Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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