i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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