I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i dont even know how to be here
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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