she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
vagina is talking i cant
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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