I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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