i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
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