don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
How does one acquire holy water?
Randomize