Who did Billy Mays play for?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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