So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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