Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
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