My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
What a dumb baby whore.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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