I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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