i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Sorry about my life...
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
