I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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