I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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