Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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