You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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