Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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