I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
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8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize
