I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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