So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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