either way he was missing a nipple.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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