Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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