I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I could fuck to npr.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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