puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
