i permit you to call me
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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